The Incredible Hulk gets more powerful the more angry he gets, getting stronger and even healing. So what is the opposite of being angry? It's being happy. And what makes you happy? Eating pie! Seriously, when was the last time you saw someone get angry about eating some pie? Everyone loves pie.
So what you need to do is stock the Hulk's fridge with delicious pies, preferably the cream cheese kind, and keep it filled, and he will be very happy and eventually die from too much pie. In twenty or thirty years.
It's okay to joke about this, right? No one's ever actually died from pie, right?
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